Robyn Gallagher

Robyn's Secret Passage

Month: March, 2002

Death Farm Film

I lived on a farm. I didn’t like it and craved concrete not grass under my feet, but that’s another story. This story is about the farm safety film I watched at school once. Matangi was only about ten minutes drive from Hamilton. It was more like a rural suburb of Hamilton than actual proper [...]

How To Please Your Man

Attention: Have you come here via a google for “how to please your man”? You won’t find what you’re looking for here. This is not serious advice. It’s a parody. Also, dump your boyfriend. He’s no good for you. How To Please Your Man Wanna know that one sure-fire thing to say to your man [...]