Fourteen

I saw “The Life Of David Gale” with Dylz. We bitched about Village Queen Street’s $14 adult admission price. It wasn’t so long ago (less than a year, surely) that it was $12, then it became $13.

The movie was very nicely filmed, and the acting was good, but the story was shit. It would have made a semi decent murder mystery, but instead it was wrought out into this movie with a message about how wrong the death penalty is. Except it actually makes the anti-death penalty people look like a bunch of insane in the membrane fanatics. The ending was so mundane, so melodramatic I felt ripped off. More than $14 worth of ripped off, too.

Sunday is the day when there are no Big Brother shows on TV in New Zealand. But that doesn’t matter because it’s the same night that the eviction takes place in Australia, so I spent some time flipping between Big Brother web sites before I finally discovered who’d been evicted.

It’s also very exciting because soon the houses will be joined! There’s a joint kitchen at the back of each garden and a joint bathroom between the two bedrooms. It would be cool if real like was like that, if you went to sleep and woke up the next morning to discover a pool in your backyard.

Energy efficiency

I’m starting to feel a bit guilty about electricity use. I saw a headline on Stuff.co.nz proclaiming cold showers in a week. I can handle cold showers (I figure I can pretend I’m a late-rising housemate on Big Brother), but I don’t like the idea that there’d be old people having to suffer through a cold shower, or not being able to take a bath.

So I went to the Target 10 web site to look at the ideas they had to save electricity around the home.

1. Have shorter showers instead of baths and save around 5% on your power bill.

I always shower. I have to whole process totally streamlined. Wet hair, put shampoo in, brush teeth, wash face, rinse shampoo, put conditioner in, wash body, rinse conditioner, get out. There’s no mucking about, and I’m not sure how I could cut time off that.

2. Wash your clothes in cold water. Water heating is the biggest single way your home uses power.

3. Use your clothesline to dry clothes as much as possible.

I don’t have a washing machine, so I take my clothes to the Chinese laundry. I’m not sure if it’s possible for them to use less electricity.

4. Switch off appliances you’re not using at the wall. Appliances waste power on ‘stand by’.

It’s too hard to do that for my TV. I tried unplugging my VCR and it messed up the reception on TV1 (!), so that’s not working. But I’ve unplugged my stereo and turntable. It seems a shame to do so in NZ Music Month.

5. Only have the lights on in rooms you’re in.

Ha! I’ve always done this. My mother was such a hard core advocate of turning off lights in empty rooms that it’s been perpetually ingrained in me.

6. If you have a second fridge or freezer, empty it into your main fridge or freezer and switch it off. Second fridges and freezers are usually older and less efficient types, so waste a lot of power.

I don’t have a second freezer, but I did read that fridges and freezers are more efficient when they’re full, so I’m making the effort to fill up my freezer.

7. Fix leaky hot taps. A leaky tap could be dripping away up to 2% of your power bill.

I checked the hot taps. None of them appear to be leaking.

8. Only heat the room you’re in and close your curtains when the sun goes down, keeping in the free warmth from the sun.

This one’s been hard to do, because my lounge gets the afternoon sun and sometimes it can be really annoying, so I close the blinds early and turn the heater on. I do make sure that I close the doors to other rooms to keep the heat from dissipating.

9. Turn your heated towel rail off in the morning after your shower, and on again at night. There’s no point heating the towels when there’s no one home.

I wish I had a heated towel rail. Instead I have damp, energy efficient towels in my cold, energy efficient bathroom.

10. Switch off your computer when you’ve finished using it. Or if you’re away from it for more than 15 minutes, switch off your monitor. The savings are worth it

I always unplug my iBook when I’m not using it, Ooh – maybe I should unplug that at the wall?

Here’s other stuff I’m doing to be more energy efficient:

- Instead of using the 60 watt light in my lounge, instead I use my 40 watt lava lamp. It makes for excellent mood lighting.
- I also don’t use my main bedroom light, instead I use a lower wattage lamp.
- And I don’t usually turn the toilet light on at night.
- I’m using my electric blanket just to warm up my bed. Previously I’d lie in bed reading getting all hot and bothered.
- I’m trying, oh, how I’m trying, to use my heater less.
- I grab a duvet and curl up, gran-style, on the couch with my old flatmate’s cat.

Arse

I tell people that I haven’t seen “Lord of the Rings 2: The Electric Boogieloo” (or whatever the sequel thing is called) and they act all surprised. I didn’t really enjoy the first movie, so it didn’t excite me enough to make me want to see the next one.

Realistically, I’d rather see a good romantic comedy. Pass the pink.

I’m also not going to be seeing “The Matrix 2″ at 12.01 am on whatever day it opens. I saw the first one a few too many times. It stopped being a mind-blowing futuristic adventure and was a really sappy, melodramatic wuv story.

“Bound” was better. “Memento” was better.

My cars still at the panel-beaters and I miss it. The Shrugs played yesterday with their new line-up and I really wanted to drive down to Hammo to see them. I also keep getting urges to get some DVDs out, but then I keep remembering that walking all the way to Ponsonby and back at 10.30 pm on a rainy night is no fun, honey.

“Big Brother Uncut” was on last night. It was like 25 minutes of sexual innuendo, 5 minutes of nudie showering. There was one good bit where the girls in the round house were talking about bums. Leah was complaining about how fat her arse was (it’s not), then Regina said that she’d absolutely hate having a big bum. There was a superb reaction shot of Chrissie. She’s tall and she’s also really fat. She was just sitting there with this look on her face that was about 5% offence and 5% pity and 90% incredulousness. It reminded me of one time in 5th form geography. One of the girls I sat with, who was recovering from anorexia, and was still painfully thing, had thinning hair and that weird downy hair all over her arms, was complaining about how fat she was. No one told her to shut up and stop being so silly, instead they all talked about how fat they were.

Message to teenage girls and former teenage girls: You’re not as fat as you think you are. Seriously.

I want your X

I discovered today that Village Queen Street charge $14 admission all day, every day for “blockbuster” films. So when I went to see “X-Men 2″ today I couldn’t get my usual concession for $7. I told the ticket guy I’d wait until it stopped being a blockbuster.

I want to moan about movies costing $14, but compared to overseas prices, that’s cheap. Movie prices seemed to be tied to real estate. If the cinema’s in an expensive building, tickets are more likely to cost more.

Apparently movie tickets in New York are the most expensive prices in America. I think it works out to being about NZ$20(!). When movies like X-Men, Lord of the Rings and the Matrix get an international release on the same day (which actually means that NZ gets to see it first in the world, oooh!), it’s so not worth complaining about $14 for a ticket when the experience you’re getting is just as good as (if not better) than what you’d get in New York, London or Sydney for more money.

I found this $2 tower of lip gloss at Rendalls. It seems to be good enough quality and the colours aren’t crazy old ones. Yay for cheap girly stuff.

Oh yeah, speaking of Rendalls. It looks like the Rendalls on K Road is moving out of the old “Rendalls of Karangahape Road” building and into the old McDonalds building. And it looks very much like a gym will be opening up in the Rendalls building. I’ll miss that Rendalls store because it was big and the downstairs homewares department always had cool stuff in it. I hope that the gym people do good things with the building and don’t do a half-arsed modernising job.

Tra la la

I’ve never done one of those LJ quiz things before, but I saw Starlajo had done one where you describe yourself using song titles from one band, and the idea just really appealed to me, so here ’tis.

Band: The Breeders
Are you male or female? The she
Describe yourself: Hag
How do some people feel about you? Sinister foxx.
How do you feel about yourself? I just wanna get along.
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Fortunately gone.
Where would you rather be? Safari
Describe what you want to be: Glorious.
Describe how you live: Full on idle.
Describe how you love: Divine hammer.
Share a few words of wisdom: Happiness is a warm gun.

Also, as this is NZ Music Month, I thought it would be appropriate if I did it with song titles from a New Zealand artist, so I pulled out my MC OJ and the Rhythm Slave “What Can We Say” CD and sorted the album’s ten song titles into the ten categories.

Band: MC OJ and the Rhythm Slave
Are you male or female? The one about girls.
Describe yourself: Money worries.
How do some people feel about you? Positivity.
How do you feel about yourself? Rhythm business.
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Doc Martens.
Where would you rather be? 10:55.
Describe what you want to be: Joined at the hip-hop.
Describe how you live: Sway like this.
Describe how you love: Body rhythms (protect yourself).
Share a few words of wisdom: Marijuana.

Pee

I got a hepatitis b vaccination today. When I was at high school there were free vaccinations offered (“Hep B Won’t Get Me!”). I didn’t get it then because only the dorky kids were getting them. I remember asking one of my dorky friends what it felt like. She said the needle hurt when it went in, and she could feel this burning sensation as the vaccine travelled down her arm. That was enough to totally put me off getting it.

But today when the doctor stuck the needle in my arm I felt nothing. When she pressed the plunger down on the syringe, slowly releasing the vaccine into my body, I felt nothing at all. If I hadn’t been looking at the needle in my arm, I wouldn’t have known it was actually happening. All that’s left is a tiny pink dot where the needle went in.

I was thinking about how parents try to calm their kids before they get a vaccine shot by saying “it won’t hurt”. Well, if you’ve never had a needle go in your body, why would you be expecting it to hurt. By saying that it won’t hurt brings up the subject of pain and gets the kid thinking about it, when maybe they previously wouldn’t have. Ow!

I vaguely remember getting a bunch of vaccinations when I was about 4. The nurse gave me some Pebbles afterwards but I didn’t know what to do with them, and they just melted in my hand.

The episode of “American Idol” where five became four was screened tonight. I knew already that Trenyce was the one who left, but I didn’t realise that Ruben – not Josh – was the other of the bottom two. The main theory as to why this travesty took place is because a) most of Fox’s target audience are young white people, so they’re going to vote for people like themselves, and b) Josh the marine gets the post-9/11, post-Iraq patriotic American vote. Yeah, the military are voting for Josh, just like they voted for Bush.

If he doesn’t get kicked off the show this week, I’m going to cry. He might be a good idol as an American, but the show isn’t really about finding an American idol, but rather an American pop idol. He’s not – he is simply not – a better singer, performer, or potential pop idol than Ruben, Clay or Kimberley.

Ok, and Big Brother. I like the new way they determine the nominees for eviction. In the past each housemate as nominated the two people they want to leave. One gets two points, the other gets one. Then the top three housemates with the most points are the nominees.

This time round, the housemates voted like that, but they also had to nominate two people they’d like to stay the most, also giving two and one points. The “leave” nominations were totally ignored. Instead the “stay” votes were tallied and the bottom five people became the nominees.

They mostly match with how it would have been if the old system had been used. The notable exception was Vincent. He was nominated to leave by most people in his house, and under the old system he would have been a nominee. But because a couple of people gave him “stay” votes, he avoided being up for eviction. I had an erotic dream about Vincent last night.

Cinco de Mayo

1. Today I took my clothes to the laundry and the lady was like “today I close at two. Ok?” So I went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of milk and came back before 2.00 to pick up my washing.

2. Later I took my car out to the insurance assessment place. There’s almost $900 worth of repairs to be done on such a tiny little corner of the car. Then I dropped the car off at my local panel beaters. I’ll be walking and bussing this week.

3. Then I watched Big Brother. It’s actually more fun checking out all the web sites and forums and figuring out what’s happening right now than waiting for the shows to reach TV in here. The daily recap shows are screening stuff that’s about two days old by the time it reaches New Zealand.

4. Also, TV1 has sudden got really good. I don’t know if it’s the charter thing taking effect, but the first time every I think TV1 is cool and smart and interesting.

5. Happy Cinco de Mayo.