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I was watching music videos on Juice and happened to see a girl, who used to work on the reception desk at my old job, in a music video writhing about in a faux-lesbionic manner in the back of a limo while some boring rappers try to be bad-asses. Wow, I kind of know a real [...] One of the signs of getting older, or perhaps rather maturing is when you call noise control on some rowdy neighbours. Having attended more than a few parties where noise control was called, including the spectacular Metalfest ‘94, where my friend’s sister got a whole bunch of metal bands playing on the deck at the back [...] I met up for coffee today with a few MCC people. It’s actually really cool how we can all sit around and talk about all the cool stuff we’re doing. The bling isn’t rolling in yet, but it will be eventually. Meeting up with people for coffee during a weekday seems so cool. I’m not sure [...] See, I really was in Paris: That’s at the top of the Arc de Triomphe overlooking the city. In the background you can see the – oh, you know what that thing in the background is. I recently scanned a photo of myself from about six years ago. I was 22 and was dressed up in my finest goth wear. It’s important to note that I was never a goth, but was going to a goth ball so I didn’t want to just show up wearing some black jeans and eyeliner [...] A friend of mine described me as a nympho once. “Oh, my dear boy,” I responded. “Do you know how many years it’s been since I last had a root?” I was delighted to read in the Straight Dope that nymphomania doesn’t really exist anymore as a legitimate psychological condition. There’s just a non-specific condition about [...] I’m impressed with the anonymous sources that the New Zealand Herald uses to spice up its news stories. A few weeks ago, in an article about a guy who was badly burned during the filming of a reality TV show, a source was quoted as saying that the fellow was “a really unhappy customer”. That’s really [...] There’s an ad I’ve seen a few times for a cheap-arse compilation CD called “Music, Music, Music”. It’s filled with hits songs from that time after World War II and before rock ‘n’ roll. In fact, the ad’s voice over says something like, “before there was rock ‘n’ roll there were song like…” and “How [...] Now it’s time for me to reveal the translation of the old Polish folk saying that I posted here a couple of days ago. “Robyn ma cycki i zabija ludzi wzrokiem, bo moze,” means: Robyn has tits and kills people with her eyes, because she can. (Ruchaj mnie. Liz mi cipke.) Coming home on the bus today I saw a woman opened her newly purchased box of Winsor Pilates bits and pieces. I’ve seen the Winsor Pilates infomercial enough to be immune to its seductive call. It’s just another workout video and like most of the fitness-related infomercials it has the fine print that acknowledges that [...] |
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