The wedding reception/cocktail party was cool. After briefly having a social anxiety moment and deciding that I would stay at home and clean my bathroom rather than going, I ended up teaming up with another friend who was going through exactly the same crap. Yay for social anxiety! So we showed up. It was held [...]
Honey There’s this girl called Honey and, like, she’s a really good dancer and some video producer spots her and gets her to be a booty girl in one of this videos, but, like, she’s such a good dancer that she starts choreographing stuff, then she won’t put out so the producer is all “bitch” [...]
I was trying to buy a new bra but I couldn’t find one that fit. I realised that I didn’t actually know what bra size I was, and that there was only one solution. I had to go to Smith and Caughey’s and get fitted properly by an old lady with a tape measure. The [...]
I went to the NZ Idol auditions today. I strolled in, bought a latte, sat down in a corner and just watched. After a while various people waiting had noticed me writing down stuff and were looking at me, like maybe I was someone affiliated with NZ Idol. I tried to look mysterious. I think [...]
At the Big Day Out I was sitting up in the stands being disappointed by some band. So instead of trying to enjoy their mediocre set, I looked around at all the people and noticed what was going on. Among the items of Metallica merchandise was a bandanna. Various bogan guys could be seen around [...]
First I will complain about the train. My brother and I got to the Mt Eden station and waited. I heard other people saying they’d been waiting for over an hour. After about half an hour the train showed up, but it was completely full so no one could get on. I said, “this is [...]
I just got back from the Peaches show at the King’s Arse. Wicked. 1. I missed the Coolies, but I might be able to catch them at the Big Day Out. The Cortinas were the other support group and I arrived about halfway through their set. They were cool. I think I’m only mentioning this [...]
I was hooning around on CNN.com and came across an article about the new Britney Spears video. It’s purported to be a bit of revenge on Justin, with Britney playing a femme fatale (or as close to that as Britney can manage), who is trying to poison her ex-boyfriend. She’s trying to poison him because [...]
I was waiting in line at an ATM at St Lukes and noticed that the fellow standing nearby playing with his cellphone was none other than Savage from Deceptikonz. As tempted as I was to break into the chorus of “Stop, Drop and Roll,” instead I stayed incognito. After I’d finished with the ATM, I [...]
I’d heard about cheese nightmares. A friend of mine claimed that if he had cheese before he went to bed he’d end up having really freaky nightmares, but I didn’t think too much about it. Last night I was lying in bed trying to get to sleep. I was sort of in a half awake, [...]