A few times an elderly man has caught my bus. He gets off at a special stop outside a retirement village. The last time he was getting off the bus, two teenage girls started giggling. I looked up and saw why – on his top he was wearing an ordinary old man sort of jacket and shirt; on his bottom he was wearing a pair of trackpants with PLAYA emblazoned in gangsta script.

After work today I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a man walking towards me. I glanced at him, just as I glanced at many other people along the way. I quickly registered that he was a dwarf. Then he winked at me.

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