My new favourite Big Brother housemate is Daniel. He is only a couple of months older than me and he is funny. And hot. I’ve been getting lots of fan mail lately from guys who think I’m hot. The photo on my web site is about two and a half years old. At the time [...]
Currently doing the blog rounds is the faux bling encrusted Samsung cellphone for ladies. The description of the phone (“It’s delicately cut edges give brilliance comparable to a diamond, reflecting eternal beauty.”) have a certain English-as-a-second-language feeling, but it’s the list of the special features for women the phone has that really excites me: Features [...]
Dr Kraw didn’t used to get much email, but what email did come was from people who got the joke and would write asking for advice with their self-pollution problem. But now Dr Kraw is getting a lot more email and it seems to be mostly from American teens who think it’s completely serious and [...]
The new email program I’m using has such excellent spam filtering that hardly any spam gets through. I was taking a look through my folder of filtered spam and I realised how little of it is actually relevant to me. Maybe if I were an overweight American man suffering from sexual dysfunction, but with a [...]
Automatic Media, the company that owns Suck.com has run out of money and has put Suck on hold. This is very sad because Suck has been around for about as long as I’ve been on the internet, and in that time it’s been dearly admired and very inspirational to me. There’s that saying that only [...]
I don’t have a lot of personal information on my web site. I’ve never felt the need for a bio page about me. There are certain pages on my site that have various bits of information about me, but nowhere is there a page with handy facts about moi. I like it like that. It [...]
I’ve never felt compelled to do a web site review before, but after seeing kellybrown.co.nz I just had to. It’s like a BWE site for guys who want to know “what women want” and think they can find the answer on the Internet. The site is hosted by a person, who I assume is female, [...]
“You’re just jealous cos you never got one.” Oh yeah. That’s right. I want a Soda, that’s why I have an “I want a Soda” badge on my page. In fact, that’s why this page is up in the first place. I am hoping that Rus and Dave will look at it and think to [...]
Something to file under Pre-Millennial Madness… I was at work one afternoon, finishing up for the day, when I heard ICQ’s familiar “uh-oh” and found this message waiting for me: I wonder if you would be interested ina gorwn man who believes in female superiority and girls power and would like to practice his believes [...]
What use does the caps lock key have on a modern computer keyboard? Seriously. The caps lock key is nothing but a pain in the arse. Back in the days of typewriters to do a capital letter meant holding down the shift key with ones little finger. This caused the entire set of keys to [...]