Ask Dr Kraw
Young people from all around the world take the time to write to Dr Kraw seeking his advice. Here, Dr Kraw shares with us some of his mail:
Dear Dr Kraw
i was wondering how gaining allies and losing allies would stop communism.and u.s. allies against communist allies & any more information i could get please e-mail to me
p.s. i love your web site the photos are a great effect on it.
Dear Young Person
The battle against the evil world of communism may seem like a long and hard journey, but it is one that we must all partake in. You may have friends who listen to the communist-themed "rock and roll" music of such "artists" as "Kiss" and "Dexy's Midnight Runners" - do not listen to this tuneful propaganda! You may wish to start up a youth group called "Young People Against Communism" and tell all your friends to join.
Dear Dr Kraw
what could i do to get women to like me more?
Dear Young Person
A young lady will be attracted to a young man who is well-groomed, pleasant yet firm, polite, and who has neatly combed hair. Do not carry a perfumed hand-kerchief .The liberal media may have you believe that being a "horrid ass" is desirable, and that the vile street mannerism of the "gangster rapper" "musicial" "artists" are in fashion, however you will find that fondling your genitalia in public will not endear you to any well-mannered young ladies.
Dear Dr Kraw
I think you are the biggest idiotic a-hole. First off, "Smoke on the Water" was a song about a concert hall burning down and a dude saving all these little kids life. Second of all, I listen to rock and roll. I listen to Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, Coal Chamber, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle and all of those "satanic" bands and I feel no different. I am a strong Catholic Christian and have a strong Catholic Christian girlfriend. And finally, you suck. I think you are the communist who rapes the mind of kids and parents, and you want to run the world to your specifications. You SUCK.
Dear Young Person
It would seem that your soul is plagued by the opposing sides of the vile, evil music that you listen to, and the strength and faith that you find in your church. I suggest that you immediately stop listening to vile rock and roll "music". You will immediately notice an improvement. You will no longer be aggressive and filled with what the German people call "angst". You will find joy in life and will no longer carnally desire your girlfriend before marriage. All communist leanings will also disappear. You will also notice that all desires to smoke the marijuana drugs will also disappear. Say no to "rock and roll"!
Dear Dr Kraw
You say you listen to Elton John. You ARE aware that Elton John is a HOMOSEXUAL, aren't you???? If HOMOSEXUALS are the spawn of satan, then why do you listen to the spawn of satan? I thought you didn't partake in EVIL activities!!!
Dear Young Person
Homosexuality or "fagetism" is a vile disease of the mind that can lead to communism, incoherancy and over excitability. Sadly it appears that all these have occured. In a case where the young person is extremely "fagetised", they become confused and unable to distinguish fantasy from reality. In a case as severe as this, the only cure is electro-shock therapy.
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