Ask Dr Kraw
Young people from all around the world take the time to write to Dr Kraw seeking his advice. Here, Dr Kraw shares with us some of his mail:
Dear Dr Kraw
Why are you pants?
Dear Young Person
The subject of a good-fitting, well-tailored pair of pantaloons is one of which the good doctor has been well versed.
The offices of Dr Kraw have been alerted to the presence of a "rap" "music" group who go by the name of "The Dark Towers". They are two young men who appear to have been brought up with an extremely traumatic upbringing which has resulted in them spouting purile "poetry" over primitive rhythms that some would call music but the good doctor feels that this is an insult to all good music out there, such as tunes by artists such as "Phil Collins" "Whitney Houston" and the amusing performing negro artist, "Buster Rhymes".
As an example of how evil and corrupt "The Dark Towers" are, the good doctor points to one of their songs "Baggy Trousers". This song advocates the practise of wearing a pair of large pants that are worn so low that the under garments of the wearer are visible.
This is immoral for the follow reasons:
- Underwear should not be exposed to the general public. Doing so may cause well-bred young ladies to faint.
- Trousers should not be baggy. A well-tailored pair of pants is the hallmark of a handsomely attired gentleman.
- The wearing of trousers that are baggy leads creates excess room in the crotchial section of the pants, increasing the likelihood of the wearing engaging in self-pleasure and then going blind and causing his mother to weep bitter tears of sorrow and regret.
- Exposing the upper regions of the buttocks may entice and arouse those members of the community who are susceptible to attacks of "fagetism" or "homo-sexuality".
BE WARNED!
The elderly, pregnant or young people should not listen to this!
If you are one of these groups and see or hear the song "Baggy Trousers" by "The Dark Towers" DO NOT LISTEN TO IT! Instead block your ears and walk away! A glass of cold milk may help reduce feelings of anxiety upon accidentally hearing this song.
If you feel disturbed by this song or any others like it (especially any by the brazen hussy who goes by the name "Jaye Low"), do not hesitate to immediately seek the professional help of Dr Johannes Kraw!
Dear Dr Kraw
I was doing a search on the itnernet when I came accross your page and bagen to read. The information that is found on yoyr page amazed me and I felt the need to compose this Email. I read the topics from your page and I would like to make a few comments if I may.
Whilst Dr Kraw does encourage comments, the ones received in this young person's email were so disturbing that a paragraph-by-paragraph rebuttal was necessary.
First off, the topic og "The Demon Weed" I would have to agree with you that Yes, Marijuana does cause memory loss and loose morals (In some) however I do not see how smoking Weed can make someone infertile. I do know that smoking tobacco causes impotence in men, but I don't see how marijuana causes infertility in both sexes. Please, I would like to have an explanation for this to help me understand. Can you provide a reliable source for documentation where I may find this information?
Extensive research by the Dr Kraw Institute has shown that smoking or "tokking" on the marijuana or "mary-beth" cigar causes tingling in the gonadula region in both the male and female. If left untreated, this tingling may lead so infertility. Young people who decorate their bedrooms using a poster of the "musician" Jim Morrison or a poster of a "uni-corn" horse have a 2.31% of being more infertile than a person without said posters.
Now if I may draw your attention to "Devil Music" There are no subliminal messages from Satan in Rock music. If you were a real Psychologist, like you claim to be, then you would know that the brain hears what it wants to hear when it chooses to. So if someone is wanting to hear a subliminal message in any music, then thay woould hear it. Rock and Roll, Heavy Metal, R&B, Rap country, alternative and even Gospel music can contain messages from Satan if one's mind is looking for one. Rock and Roll music is not a drug and there are no symptoms , expecially that of "Jive Talking".
Dr Kraw has never asserted that rock "n" roll music has subliminal messages. There are, however, secret evil messages that will impart such beliefs as "school is not "cool"" or "hey, hey, smoke a mari-huana cigarette". Rock 'n' roll addiction is a serious problem that has caused much grief to young people. To say that "jive" talking is not a symptom of rock 'n' "roll" addiction is to ignore the thousands of mothers whose hearts have been broken when they have heard their children speaking the dirty street language of "rock" and roll.
Elvis Presley says: "That's all right, momma."
Dr Kraw says: "No, it most certainly is not."
While I don't agree with Communism, this testimony from "Vlad" seems to be complete made up, and is a figment of your imagination. I suggest that you make your testimonies more acurate. The help of drawings from which seem to be have done by a 10 year old aren't helping convince me that your testimonies are real.
Young Vlad was a young person who was recused from the evil of communism soon after the fall of the iron curtain. At first he was reluctant to give up the communistic life, but after being shown how much better his life could be, Vlad soon began to see that communism wasn't "the life" and that it was a dangerous and harmful existance. Vlad is now happily working as a farm hand and his days of self-pollution are over.
The drawings on the Dr Kraw web site were drawn by a trouble young person camed Carlo who was under going treatment from Dr Kraw. It was suggested that Carlo take up painting instead of self-polluting, and those delightful drawings were the end result.
While I find it perfectly normal for a person to consume alcohol, I do not agree with alcoholism of drunkeness. I would like to bring something to your attention though, didn't Jesus turn water into wine? and if I'm not mistaken, wine is an alcoholic drink is it not? Then would that mean that Jesus is a disciple of Satan?
Whilst Jesus is the son of God, he is not a troubled young person. Where as the occasional alcoholic beverage may be used for religious or medicinal purposes, it is not the place of a young person to consume alcoholic beverages. Doing so causes untold misery. As one young person commented to Dr Kraw, "I thought I would be nifty if I drank a lot of "beer". But now I realise that vommiting is not radical. Now I enjoy a glass of water, milk and/or orange juice."
Premarital Sex will not lead to headaches, heavy coughing, cramps, rectal inflamation* liberial thought, itching in the extremities**, blood-shot eyes and "Jive Talking". If you also mean all fornication if general, then wouldn't these symptoms be the same for those who are married but who have had sex while in their marriage?
*Rectal Inflamation will only occur is one has Anal Sex and the individual who has received anal sex has an allergy to to the condom.
** Itching in the extremities will only occur if one has contracted an STD such as; Crabs or pubic lice.
It is disturbing to see such language used in a letter from a young person. Dr Kraw maintains that premarital sex will cause untold anguish to people. "Jive talking" is rampant in this young person's letter, which suggests that the author is more than familliar with premarital sex. Dr Kraw finds talk of "a___ s__" and "STD" to be very distressing. Dr Kraw highly opposes the use of innocent crustaceans in sexual acts. Doing so is the sign of a very sick mind.
Homosexuality will not bring on loose morals, Masturbation, or incessant drooling. A sore bottom however, is another stpry for males not for females.
Dr Kraw advises that frequent mention of a___ s__ is a sympton of addiction to this syndrome. Entry into the tunnel of Sodom is ill-advised. When a young person has a desire to do so, it is recommended that instead a brisk walk or listening to a song by the popular recording artist "Shania Twain" may reduce such urges.
Fianlly I bring your attention to the topic of "Self-Pollution".
1. It is not called "Self-Pollution" the correct and medical term for those Doctors out there and you seem to be one is Masturbation. I wonder if you can say that without blushing...
The term "Self-Pollution" would bring to mind someone who is shooting up Heroin into their bloodstream.
The term "self-pollution" meaning "masturbation" has, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, been in use in 1626. This term is what Dr Kraw feels best describes the vile act that is responsible for ruining so many people's lives.
Masturbatiohn will not cause: Nausea, diarrhoea, heavy coughing, nosebleeds, stunded growth, loss of itellegence or blindness. These are all myths that parents have made up to stop their children from public masturbation. Masturbation is natural and it will not cause one's Penis to fall off or one's Vagina to close up.
Dr Kraw has never stated that the vile act of self-pollution will cause a young person's p____ to fall off or v_____ to close up. Dr Kraw has treated many trouble young people and it has been determined that 87.2% of all young people's troubles stem from self-pollution. To hide behind medical terms and to say that self-pollution is "natural" is just what the liberal media would have you believe.
In my final statements of this Email I would like to point out that while you are entitled to your opinion, that so am I. I would also like to say that if you were a real Dr. of Psychology you would have realized that having a one sided opinion on this especially from a religious point of view is not very objective in the scientific world. You are nothing but a bible thumping Christian who is trying to get everything to go their way. Nothing is perfect and nothing is going to go your way. You must understand that people don't like to have the word of God thrown at them every 5 minutes. The next time that you get a letter from someone please consider them and think objectively to their question.
This young person seems to have mistaken Dr Kraw for a religious leader. While Dr Kraw does admire the morality that many of the world's religions espouse, Dr Kraw does not base his psychological findings on Christianity or any other relgion. Dr Kraw does not "throw the word of God" at any of his patients, instead choses to show them the evils of immorality.
The author of this letter is obviously suffering from severe immorality. The use of such foul and vile language as "vagina" and mention of such acts as "a___ s__" shows that the evil of immorality has twisted its tentacles of destruction well into this young person's soul. Dr Kraw recommends this person seek treatment before further self-destruction takes place.
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