Christmas this year feels like it almost passed me by unscathed. Somehow I managed to avoid most of the worst aspects of the festive season.
Earlier in the month I was in Farmers and they were attempting to set a festive mood by playing early-’90s-style R&B versions of Christmas songs. It didn’t liven my spirit and [...]
So, yeah, I had a pretty good birthday.
In the morning I found various birthday greetings left by people in different corners of the interwebs: here in comments, on Facebook, Twitters, emails, and also text message. It’s all very modern, and it was lots of fun reading them all.
Later in the afternoon, I co-opted a Christmas [...]
I got two (2) Christmas presents, and they were both things I wanted.
- A 10 gig iPod.
- A George Foreman grill.
I’m very excited about getting the George Foreman grill (or the “Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine”). I’ve heard they’re very versatile, and will surely do a better job than my difficult gas powered oven [...]
Last night, while hangin’ with my homies in my favourite IRC channel, I commented:
I’m waiting for the news item reporting a local low-income family who has their house broken into (under mysterious circumstances) and has all their Christmas presents stolen, then a variety store chain gives them hundreds of dollars worth of cheap shit presents.
Well, [...]
I used to work for an internet company. One year in December, everyone got this letter. All spelling, grammar and punctuation is as it was in the original:
25 DEC 1998 [The date had been added later with a rubber stamp]
Well it’s Christmas again.
This time we decided to splurge and get you all something you would [...]
Hey, you know how near New Year’s there’s always some hilarious person who makes a list of new year’s resolutions and suggests giving up smoking but (ha ha) if you don’t smoke (ha ha), start smoking and then quit!! Ha ha ha!
So that’s what I’m doing. Only it’s possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever done [...]
There was a big ol’ box at the post office. Inside it were the following items:
* Two wooden salt and pepper shakers shaped like cats, complete with googly eyes. When you tip the pepper cat up, it makes a noise like a cat would make if it was really sick. The salt one doesn’t make [...]
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