Robyn Gallagher

Robyn's Secret Passage

Tag: parody

In which robYn channels her inner kanYe.

Famous hip hop star and slatted-sunglasses-wearer Kanye West has a blog where he notoriously writes in all-caps and in a particular rambling style. As Mr West is the dopeness, I have decided to now write in this style in order to make my “blog” more attractive to the lucrative 18 to 35 youth demographic. THERE [...]

How To Please Your Man

Attention: Have you come here via a google for “how to please your man”? You won’t find what you’re looking for here. This is not serious advice. It’s a parody. Also, dump your boyfriend. He’s no good for you. How To Please Your Man Wanna know that one sure-fire thing to say to your man [...]

Spooky Coincidences

After the terrorist attacks on America, there’s been a whole bunch of people coming out with all sorts of spooky coincidences. Initially I was ready to dismiss it all as a load of bunk, but I did some digging and discovered these spooky coincidences of my own: This is an actual verse that Nostradamus wrote [...]